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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!