Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.