Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.