Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.