Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.