Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!