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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.