How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Are you ticklish?

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.