How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.