Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans