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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow