What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...