What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.