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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade