What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!