What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!