What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.