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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.