What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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A moot ant

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.