What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.