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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.