What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.