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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.