What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.