Semicolon Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!