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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.