What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.