What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..