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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.