What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..