What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!