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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..