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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber