How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.