How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.