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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.