How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.