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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber