What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V