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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin