What do you call a person who drinks wa...

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?