A Coke-o-nut.
Unseaworthy
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
They drink bleach.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
A double-vowel shotgun.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
