What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"