Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached