Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!