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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.