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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.