Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!