Who won the race between two balls of s...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Who won the race between two balls of string?