Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!