Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!