They we're tied!
No pun in ten did!
The feet.
His balls. Two below.
Duck!
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
With an astroknot.
In little knotsies....
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.