They we're tied!
He has so many Bishops!
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
He knew a short cut.
An astronaut.
Tie food
Because it had no character.
He pulled some strings.