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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Who won the race between two balls of string?