How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.