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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)