What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad