What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.