What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down