Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad