Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad