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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad