Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

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He needed the dough.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Reach For The **Stats**.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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The Galaxy note 7

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.