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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad