Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.