Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.