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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.