Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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Finding half of a roach in your food.

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People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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I really like your logger rhythm!

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Because 6, 7 8.

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Because in charge Yoda was.

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.