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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

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Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.