Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.