Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.