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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling