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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.