Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.