Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!