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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.