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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head