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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!