What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.