What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit