What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*