How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.