How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm