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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients