How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm