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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.