How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm