How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.