How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....