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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.