How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...