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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.