What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.