What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

Macaw Jokes More Macaw Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!