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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

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What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.