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What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!