What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

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What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A Macaw!

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.