What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.