What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.