What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!