What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.