What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4