What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers