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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers