What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.