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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.