What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.