What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.