What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!