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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.