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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.