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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.