What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.