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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains