How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit