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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.