Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit