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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit