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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit