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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.