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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit