Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.