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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.