What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.