What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."