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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.