What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.