What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!