Instrument Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics