Instrument Jokes

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

The fallopian tuba.

A metal band

He was baroque.

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Harmonica Lewinsky.

An Orca-stra.

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

A mouse going on vacation.

Because not very many of them can dance.

He was too low key.

Phuket, I don't know...

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

The third degree.

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Instrument Jokes

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