Instrument Jokes

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

The fallopian tuba.

A metal band

He was baroque.

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Harmonica Lewinsky.

An Orca-stra.

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

At the bottom.

A Sir conference.

A graduated cylinder.

A Graduated cylinder.

A T-Bone!!!!

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

A whisk taker.

Instrument Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

What instrument does the uterus play?

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

What instrument does God play?

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

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