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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!