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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!