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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!