What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.