What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!