What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.