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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!