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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.