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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.