Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old