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Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'