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Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Looking sharp.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.