Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.