Bonaparte Jokes

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken