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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.