How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!