How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.