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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken