How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!