How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.