Keep it in church, guys.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Web design.
I'll column later.
You fed-a-genie!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Police Navidad.
Anonagon.
You mech a wish.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
One. But he wishes it took two.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
They wished it was Anubis.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I wish I was a little boulder!
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Christopher Walken
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Beast wishes.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
Palm Sunday.
Because he didn't like DC...
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
I forget...
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Apple genius.
Because it was provOLONE
Rats!
Hamster.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
It's just so hard to pull out.
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
Because it was too tired.
She had mittens on.
