Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Web design.
I'll column later.
You fed-a-genie!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Police Navidad.
Anonagon.
You mech a wish.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
One. But he wishes it took two.
They wished it was Anubis.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
I wish I was a little boulder!
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Beast wishes.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
The phone rang while she was ironing!
A caterpillar!
They're both load-bearing
Fur Elise
Apple genius.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Someone else's!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Forget-me-nuts.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
