Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight