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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight