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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight