What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.