Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.