Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.