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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.