Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.