Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave