What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.