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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.