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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.