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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Best vicious of the season

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Ferguson!

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I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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In a choral coral corral

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An acapellago.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.