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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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She's almost as smart as a man.

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.