Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.