Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".