Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.