How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!