How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Bill Wither Jokes More Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!