Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.