Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.