Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!