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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.