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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.