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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick