How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn