How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill