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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn